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March 17, 2017

SHE'S A DENTAL HYGIENIST. REALLY.

Key West police: Woman bites husband during sex

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "This is a crime now?")

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Your introduction to Mr. and Mrs. Praying Mantis.

Recent IRS audit again a possibility.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

Cue the song "Maneater"...

“You may kick me off now, but I’ll be back!"

Are we sure the guy wasn't Arnold?

The husband says he's keeping an eye out for his wife.

Oh, she bit him on the forearm...kinky. I guess.

She's a dental hygienist so her bite is probably clean.

I thought dental hygienists were trained to deal with overbites. Maybe she was an underbiter?

"We went to the room to have sex. He was using me. He has never given me pleasure. I'm going to kill him and have him cremated. Then roll his ashes in a joint and smoke him. It will be the first and only time He will give me pleasure."

She always brushes and flosses before and after sex so I'm betting it was a clean bite.

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