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March 01, 2017

ON THE WEDDING NIGHT, 'A GODLY PECK ON THE CHEEK'

NC Church Limits Married Couples To 30 Min. Of Sex And That's Not All

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

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Is this an off-shoot of the Shakers?

Couples need permission from church leadership to have , and leaders dole out condoms to make sure unapproved women don't get pregnant.

What could possibly go wrong?

I do the same with my dogs. No, not really the same. Get your mind out of the gutter!

And what do they do with the remaining 27 minutes?

*bada bing*

ok to peck'er ?

Anyone choosing to belong to this church deserves it.

Er, which testament is all that from again?

Hey, the punishment is the BEST part!

& Who the HELL would kiss 'n tell ?!

Maybe the point of this is to make confession all the more titillating.

Wonder how they deal with lasagna ?

I have to call B.S. on this story. I live about 20 mins. away from Spindale, NC and I've never heard of anything like this coming from this particular church. I do know they're a non-denominational church and tend to stick together but I've never heard of these "rules". On the other hand some people from Spindale can be a little odd at times so I guess anything is possible.

Okay I have to retract my prior comment. I spoke with a friend who lives in Spindale and this is true. They are actually a cult and are currently under investigation for child abuse and abuse of adults members. I'm shocked! I'm going to have to pay more attention to Spindale. I hope they put Jane Whaley, who is the head of this "church", in jail for a very long time.

How many minutes for sex during church?

Who's going to tell?

This is a self-limiting mishegaas, like the Shakers.

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