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March 17, 2017

IT IS INDEED

A porn actress, a bogus doc and a butt implant gone bad — it’s a Miami crime story

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Or, lord help us, the plotline for another Adam Sandler movie.

Soon to be the story line in Hollywood's reboot of Miami Vice?


"Vice isn't nice or pretty.." --Frank Drebin, in Police Squad

Had she added a boob job and lobotomy, she's a dead ringer for Kim Kardashian.

Terminator: Butt Implant Gone Bad was an awesome sequel

Perfect for a Barry-Hiaasen collaboration.

Dave has another book coming out?

I saw Botched Butt Lift open for Badfinger.

Good place to recruit car twerkers

First read of the title I thought was the beginning of a joke: "A porn actress, a bogus doc, and a butt implant gone bad walk into a bar.."

Guys, when she asks "does this implant make my butt look big?" just leave the room quickly.

They call it... the birth of the blues.

And people wonder where Carl Hiaasen comes up with the ideas for his stories...

Key name we're not making fun of for the butt enhancement "doctor":

Jose Robusto.

I can't believe I read the whole thing.....I...I... just could not stop.

Dumbass.

That is all.

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