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March 01, 2017

HE HAS BEEN 'BANNED FROM THE MALL'

A man accused of taking off a woman's shoe and sucking her toes without permission at an Ohio mall is now accused of massaging the feet of other women without their consent.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

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Still looking for the words "face kick" to appear in the story.

Hey, that's one of my friends.

Ladies, be on your toes!

I was expecting this to be a member of a certain church in North Carolina.

♫ Banned from the mall
Sucking toes to blame
You gave love a bad name ♫

Serial toe suckers must be a rare species. In the seven years I worked in mental hospitals, I can't recall a single one.

I'm confused. How did he manage to get their toes in his mouth before they kicked the spit out of him?

Reminds me of the often misheard song title/lyric "one toe [toke] over the line..."

That's not mitosis, it's your-toesis!

I would think the athlete's tongue would be punishment enough.

What a heel!

Utah Buffer Zone opens for Toe-Sucking Mall Creep.

Sounds like Arthur from Big Trouble.

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