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March 07, 2017

HE GAINED ENTRANCE BY CLAIMING TO BE DELIVERING A CANDYGRAM*

Man in a shark onesie robs Chch petrol station

(Thanks to Ralph)

*Geezer reference.

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Does Alexis Waters, The Bachelor's Shark Girl, have an alibi?

Candygram

Land shark!

We can only hope that this costume makes the gift guide this year!

with apologies to Bobby Darin...

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And he covers them every night
Just a jackknife and a hammer, babe
And he keeps them in full sight
Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Plain black gloves wears this dumbass thief, babe
So there's never, never a trace of red

Police will check recent shark costume sales and rentals. Some recent political appointee's name will appear on the list. There will be a scandal. A special prosecutor will be appointed. Then someone will see a UFO in the Federal Reserve parking lot and we'll all forget about the robbery. We've seen this before.

onesie, twosie, threesie, oh that's how elementary it's gonna be
C'mon, let's fall in love, it's easy (it's so easy)
Like takin' candy (like takin' candy) from a baby

Like takin' candy, from a baby.

Clankie has it pegged. I know here in Roswell, New Mexico a land shark walking around wearing a tinfoil hat doesn't raise an eyebrow. Come to think of it, neither does a UFO landing.

*Waves Bic lighter in air for ubetcha.*

Didn't Sharknado predict this?

If they're caught, it's unlikely police will be able to coerce a confection out of them.

I saw Chch open for Lynyrd Skynyrd.

I saw this guy, part of Team Left Shark, open for Katy Perry at last year's Super Bowl!

In other shark news, Max the shark-wearing Roomba cat has died.

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