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March 10, 2017

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5-foot-long dead shark mysteriously left in shopping cart outside Fla. Walmart

It released after etc. (At least it stayed off the People Mover.)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, DaninDallas, Dave N., not my usual alias and Ralph)

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"Psst. Want a nice shark? It fell off the truck."

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
At a WalMat was old MacHeath, babe
And he left it, ah, in the night....

Shark Lives Matter!

now he's just cartilage . . . or as the French say - 'fin'

Poor shark, just out delivering a candygram when it was struck down by a parked RV....huh? Uh,never mind.

It was a "basket case", much like current shoppers?

The deputies called in the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission to dispose of the sharks.

Now they sleep with the fishes.

Bury him in the garden. Good fertilizer.

Lawyers' version of a Viking funeral.

5* to clankie!

It was a return for the pet department, but without a receipt, all sales are final.

As someone who was born and raised in Coral Gables and the Miami environs, I thought I had seen it all. I moved to St. Augustine last year to escape the manic chaos of Dade County, but apparently, I brought The Weird with me.

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