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March 20, 2017

FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND EMERGENCY TROUSERS TO AISLE FOUR

Costco shopper left pantless when phone catches fire in his pocket

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

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The last Costco I was in had both pants and new cell phones. In fact you can also replace that smokey shirt and singed boxers.

This is why you should always wear clean underwear.

Left Pantless When Phone Catches Fire opened for Bruce Cockburn

Well, he got a free pair of pants....yeah Costco!

LG: quit copying Samsung! If we wanted hot phones, we'd pour tobasco sauce all over them...

Had the customer told any lies recently?

Next up: in court in Florida

Or was he just happy to see them?

That's technological advancement for you. If you wanted that to happen in the old days, you had to leave your pipe in your pocket.

pants pulled down in Puyallup

(doo-dah, doo-dah)

"Attention Costco shoppers. There is a trouser fire in aisle 19 and a purse explosion in aisle 2. Please leave those aisles open for emergency fire personnel, ambulance attendants, police and coroners. Thank you for shopping Costco and have a great day".

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