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March 15, 2017


70-pound popcorn ball, valued at $700, stolen from Ohio shop

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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So would it be fair to say,,,the moral lesson we can all learn from...is ...

Don't leave your ball(s) outside. popped or unpopped?

$700, but what is the street value for something like that?

Could this be the naked sandwich shop guy on the loose again?

BOLO: Naked man with 70-pound ball

I can get my 70 pd popcorn balls for $675.

When found, the thief will likely face charges of asalt and buttery.

Evidence! Those cops ain't gonna find any (belch) stinkin' evidence.

Somebody's gotta say it:
We're gonna need more butter.

Somebody's gonna get caught Redenbacher-handed.

...I know, it's corny, but there's a kernel of truth in it.

Wasn't New Years Eve held about three months ago?
So how much is a 70 pound stale popcorn ball worth on the open market? I'm betting "not much".

They're gonna need more butter.

Follow the butter.

I'll go $6.50 PirateBoy.

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