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March 17, 2017

AND IN SPORTS

Vasectomies peak during March Madness

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

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Perhaps "peak" is not the word they were going for here.

Sinking the balls in the basket.

Scoring is VERY important, and you don't like penalties. Or pregnancies.

"Hello, Dr.'s office. Yes, we do, can I get your name, please?"

"Thank you. Just a moment."

"Sorry, sir. I'm afraid we can't do repeats."

Snip here if you would like to read more stinging stories related to this subject.

I knew a lady that was married four times and each time she got married she made her new husband get a vasectomy. We called her the human nutcracker.

Peak or swell?

Won't be going to the Big Dance after that

Taking one for the team can make (or break) a vas deferens.

He shoots! He doesn't score!

Hey, they made the cut !

No thanks. It might hurt. It might cost money. And some hot young babe might want to make babies with me, you never know. The future belongs to those who show up.

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