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March 17, 2017

AT LEAST IT WASN'T A GATOR

That's what Monica Dorsett found out when what appears to be a red rat snake slithered from the vent in her car as she drove through down a Venice roadway.

(Thanks to Michael Huber)

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE SECOND AMENDMENT

Berlin police announced they seized an artist's homemade cannon after a coconut launched by the device narrowly missed hitting a dog walker.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

YET ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE THE SPORT INTERESTING

PGA golfer casually removes alligator from Bay Hill course

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Ranald Adams and Jeff Meyerson)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Man drives drunkenly, urinates on himself twice

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SHE'S A DENTAL HYGIENIST. REALLY.

Key West police: Woman bites husband during sex

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "This is a crime now?")

IT IS INDEED

A porn actress, a bogus doc and a butt implant gone bad — it’s a Miami crime story

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

Let's be careful out there.

"I saw him, and he was basically a green man," Pohlman said, adding that after nurses cleaned off the patient, staffers determined he sustained a concussion and some broken bones.

AND IN SPORTS

Vasectomies peak during March Madness

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

MEANWHILE ABROAD

A Moscow petting zoo is suing a Russian ad agency after they rented a raccoon that was used in a nude photo shoot.

(Thanks to Ralph)

NAME THAT CITY

“The beachgoer made a poor choice when she mounted one of our vehicles."

(Thanks to Ralph)

A GRATEFUL NATION REJOICES

Ohio store's 70-pound, $700 popcorn ball returned after theft

(Thanks to Jon Harris and funny man)

WE SAW M.A.S.M. OPEN FOR THE COWSILLS

Militant' anti-smoking monkey destroys tourist's cigarettes

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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