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March 16, 2017

CSI: SANDUSKY

“She got into the bathtub, and they put ketchup all over to make it look like he murdered her.”

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

'DUDE, YOU DID *WHAT* WITH THE COOLER?'

Marijuana-filled cooler worth $24K donated to Goodwill

(Thanks to DaninDallas, who says "Chill, Dude.")

THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT QUARTERS

Pair of coin-operated binoculars stolen in Massachusetts

(Thanks to Poker)

'NETFLIX, YOUTUBE AND SMALL CHILDREN' BLAMED

U.S. study shows people having less sex, especially when they're married

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE FROSTING

Westland District Council manager awarded cake decorator's firm $7 million contract to build sewage plant

(Thanks to funny man)

 
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