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March 10, 2017

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET:

The best BBC report ever.

HE'S UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE

Horrified mum claims her toddler's Thomas The Tank Engine toy says 'F*** a duck'

(Thanks to Ralph)

HE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT CRACKERS

Police looking for man who stole Chevy Equinox and 9 baby parrots

(Thanks to Al Barkafski

SHOPPER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Police have asked the public’s help in identifying a man who allegedly urinated on dozens of shoes at a Sumner County Walmart.

Incredibly, this did not happen in Florida.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5-foot-long dead shark mysteriously left in shopping cart outside Fla. Walmart

It released after etc. (At least it stayed off the People Mover.)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, DaninDallas, Dave N., not my usual alias and Ralph)

HE SHOULD ALSO DO THE NEWS

Kid storms live weather forecast to fart on meteorologist

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and  Ranald Adams)

STRUMPDATE

We had a fine event last night for For This We Left Egypt? at the New York Public Library. The discussion was moderated -- although frankly it was not very moderate -- by Opheria Eisenberg, who did a great job.

NYPL panel

 
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