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March 07, 2017

AUSTRALIA

Even the caterpillars are weird.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

A security guard at the Metropolitan Museum of Art was struck over the head with a bottle by a man who got upset over a painting he said was crooked, according to the NYPD.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

SKIERS:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson, who says "Given the state of piercing, it could be a new trend.")

OH THE FELINITY

30K pounds of cat litter spills onto highway

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who says "We're gonna need a bigger cat.")

HE GAINED ENTRANCE BY CLAIMING TO BE DELIVERING A CANDYGRAM*

Man in a shark onesie robs Chch petrol station

(Thanks to Ralph)

*Geezer reference.

THE RESULTS ARE BINDING

The national cheese spotlight this week turns to Wisconsin — where else? — as judges get ready to sniff, taste and touch thousands of samples in the U.S. Championship Cheese Contest.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

WHEW

Very dead sperm whale washes up on Oregon coast, will not be exploded

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE BAD NEWS: NOW SHE HAS TO PAY TAXES ON THEM

Turtle That Ate Nearly 1,000 Coins Recovering From Surgery In Thailand

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks and Dave N.)

THERE IS NO GOOD REASONS FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Man arrested for 'attacking woman with frying pan' at Edmonton Bus Station

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

 
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