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March 06, 2017

SOMEBODY WON'T BE GETTING A GOOD RECOMMENDATION

Florida man tries to stab former boss, run him over with a car after getting fired from his job

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FEIGNING A HEADACHE?

Nevada wife who poisoned her husband's Lucky Charms to avoid having sex with him 'is hiding out in Mexico'

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Rick Day)

COLLEGE BASKETBALL UPDATE

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the College Basketball Update.

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

More info that we cannot link to here.

WASTING AWAY

Jimmy Buffett Launching Margaritaville Retirement Homes

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and The Perts)

FORTUNATELY THE SHOP OWNER WAS ARMED WITH A GRAPEFRUIT

Man tried to rob a fish and chip shop with a banana

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IN A BOLD ATTEMPT TO MAKE BRITISH FOOD EVEN MORE INEDIBLE

A pie firm has launched a cricket pie ahead of British Pie Week.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

BOMB THREAT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

“Arriving units determined it to be a bong.”

(Thanks to Ralph)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS LEFT

Austin man who was ‘having sex with a fence' charged with exposure

(Thanks to Bob Towery, coscolo, Stan Ruth and DaninDallas, who notes that it was a consenting fence)

 
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