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March 03, 2017

YIKES

Terrifying eel-like fish that bores into sharks and whales to eat them from the inside captured in rare video

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who asks "Are they in Florida yet?")

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Vero Beach Man Found Naked In Van With Fire Extinguisher

It was a consenting fire extinguisher.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

The smart condom.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

LEAVE THE METH. TAKE THE COOKIES.

Two drug suspects were busted in Mesa with marijuana, methamphetamine and several stolen boxes of Pepperidge Farm cookies.

(Thanks to funny man)

CANADA: A NATION CAREENING TOWARD CHAOS

After 60 years, street hockey will be legal in Hamilton again

(Thanks to The Perts)

PLANET McPLANETFACE

NASA asks Internet to name new planets with predictable results

(Thanks to Roberto)

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE NO. 2,038

...a dozen turkeys endlessly circling a dead cat in the middle of the road.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THAT SHOULD PERK HIM UP

Suspect hid 54 antidepressant pills in his rectum

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Guess the state.

(Thanks to Sean in Akron)

MEANWHILE IN SPORTS

MLB star tells jury he ate fake passport on flight to U.S., washed it down with beer

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, who says "Still better than the inflight meal.")

SO ZOMBIES BREACHED THE COMPUTER?

Report of zombie outbreak in Indiana county traced to computer breach

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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