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March 02, 2017

HE HAD HIS REASONS

Husband jailed after torching wife's saxophone

(Thanks to Keli Minick)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Spiders take part in kinky sex to survive: They enjoy threesomes that last FOUR hours and if the female is left unsatisfied she devours her suitor

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE, YOU CAN STAND IN LINE

People have been standing in line for up to three hours at a month-old New York City shop that sells scoops of raw dough in a cup or a cone like ice cream.

This blog's son, who lives in NYC, confirms that (a) this is a real thing, and (b) it's insane.

(Thanks to The Perts)

I'M LOVIN' IT

Deep-fried lizard found in McDonald's french fries at a outlet in Kolkata

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

CALIFORNIAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Man spends $50,000 on over 100 procedures to transform into a 'genderless' ALIEN (and he plans to have his genitals, nipples and bellybutton removed next)

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

UPDATE ON THE LOOMING GLOBAL SAND CRISIS

Times are good for Fey Wei Dong

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

SPEAKING OF MICE

Mouse Delays London-To-San Francisco Flight For 4 Hours

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

TRY THE MOUSE

Inside the bizarre 'Owl cafés' of Japan where you can pet a nocturnal bird of prey while eating your lunch

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

SHE WAS CHARGED WITH EGGRESSIVE DRIVING

Deputies say vegetarian intentionally hit chicken truck in Madison County

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

WELL OK, THEN

Colorado man who claims he’s the rightful king of England takes out ad in the London Times to announce he intends to fly over and seize power

He looks pretty regal.

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(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

A.K.A. 'THE FLORIDA TECHNIQUE'

The crash occurred at about 2:45 p.m. Bo Y. Lee, 70, tried parking in a handicapped parking space in front of the restaurant by accidently accelerated into the building, said Chief Keith Bendul.

(Thanks to Anita Cheng)

OR YOU CAN JUST MAKE AN OBSCENE GESTURE

When you see that chatty guy from accounting coming your way, or if you just want your cubicle compatriot to finally zip his lips, just press NOPE and it will trigger a phone call to your desk.

You can download it here.

(Thanks to B'game, who thinks this is Nobel-prizeworthy)

THAT SHOULD SOLVE THE PROBLEM

Man blew up his own house because he was depressed at being 50

(Thanks to John Mayson)

AS REPORTED BY LES NESSMAN*

Bear accidentally dropped from helicopter to its death by Thai wildlife officers

(Thanks to John Mayson)

*Background here.

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jacksonville man arrested for repeatedly stealing neighbor's underwear from garage, police say

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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