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March 01, 2017

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETINNNNNNNNN

Kim Kardashian teases her second book club read on Snapchat

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "She can read?")

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

A new scientific test proves that people pee in pools.

(Thanks to Michael Huber)

HE HAS BEEN 'BANNED FROM THE MALL'

A man accused of taking off a woman's shoe and sucking her toes without permission at an Ohio mall is now accused of massaging the feet of other women without their consent.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

FROM HERE IT'S ONLY A SHORT STEP TO LEGALIZED HEROIN

In heavily Mormon Utah, a lawmaker introduced a proposal Monday allowing restaurants to stop using walls or backrooms known as "Zion Curtains" that block customers from seeing alcoholic drinks being made.

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS WILL NEVER CATCH ON IN FLORIDA

An Indiana state trooper explains a revolutionary breakthrough in auto-safety technology.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAA

Jacksonville woman claimed to be doctor, bought award at trophy shop

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HE IS WELCOME ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA

Australian man pleads guilty to driving motorized cooler while drunk

(Thanks to Ralph)

ON THE WEDDING NIGHT, 'A GODLY PECK ON THE CHEEK'

NC Church Limits Married Couples To 30 Min. Of Sex And That's Not All

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

IT WAS THE HEIDI LAURITSEN MODEL

Burglar breaks into sex shop but passes on £25,000 of equipment to watch porn then steal inflatable love doll

(Thanks to funny man)

'WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID'

Police receive more calls from Chuck E. Cheese's than some Tampa Bay area gentlemen's clubs

Autoplay.

(Thanks to John Mayson)

 
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