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February 16, 2017

SURELY THAT WILL WIN HER BACK

Jilted boyfriend, 54, took revenge on his ex-lover by flushing her HAMSTER down the toilet after a row

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I read "flashing her hamster".

I remember reading an obituary once of some guy who tried to flush his girlfriend's cat.

Not to worry, animal lovers. Unbeknownst to all but the most experienced rodent-wranglers, hamsters are superior swimmers, can hold their breath for nearly an hour, and are fierce when challenged in the wild. If you want to see something amazing, check YouTube for "Hamster vs. Crocodile", "Hamster vs. Hippopotamus", and "Hamster vs. The Board of Education".

It's too bad she didn't have a Pit Bull. If he'd tried to flush that I'm pretty sure there wouldn't have been much of him left. In fact the Pit Bull could have flushed him afterwards. Thanks for your post Stixnstonz. It made me feel a little better.

Another point in favor of having a pet buffalo.

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