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February 24, 2017

SACRILEGE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Police said a naked woman broke into a Connecticut church and went on a rampage with a fire extinguisher, destroying items inside Wednesday.

We can't believe this didn't happen in Florida.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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You should never take a rampaging woman seriously unless she's naked. That's how you know she really means it.

pew

That's some seriously holy water.

When the holy spirit is "on fire" it's handy to have an extinguisher nearby.

Who's Wednesday, and what was inside her?

The devil made her do it.

The use of PCP as an aphrodisiac: Is there an underlying theological correlation?

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