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February 15, 2017

LOOK OUT BELOW

'Flying bum' to take to the skies once more

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

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More like BEST Class Trip Ever.

Let 'er rip!

♬ Picture yourself on a plane of inflation
A helium floater with curvy-assed thighs
Suddenly something alarms in the gondola
The doc with colonoscope tries

Loosely in the sky at rear ends
Loosely in the sky at rear ends
Loosely in the sky at rear ends
Loosely in the sky at rear ends
Aaaaaaaahhhhh ♫

Up in the air, junior bird man
Flying so high off the ground....

Who can't forget that memorable ending in Disney's Mary Poppins when Mr. Banks goes out to fly a
bum?

"Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking. We'll be rising up in the air shortly. Please fasten your seatbelts and thank you for flying Airbum Airlines".
A click is heard by the passengers as the pilot didn't quite turn off the microphone. "OK Frank, Let's get this big ugly piece of crap in the air and try not to hit something this time."

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