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February 24, 2017

IT'S A START, BUT THIS BLOG WOULD PREFER NUCLEAR WEAPONS

Prince Charles has lent his support to a government-backed plan to sterilise grey squirrels and cut the population by more than 90 per cent in order to save the native red squirrel.  The Prince of Wales is said to approve of a scheme that would give grey squirrels a contraceptive that lasts several years, hidden inside chocolate spread, preventing millions of births.

(Thanks to Steve Partridge)

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Can someone explain how the red squirrels are going to be stopped from chowing down on the chocolate spread. Are there going to be warning signs? Going to a seminar are they?

De-Nutella?

Of course the red squirrels know not to eat the chocolate spread...yeah right. But no harm done in my book.

They can put contraceptives in chocolate? Man, have we been wasting SO much time!

If only the government had done the same for Prince Charles.

BEWARE!

Charles does know he's holding a red squirrel, right?

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