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February 16, 2017

IT WAS A CONSENTING BOTTLE

A MAN got his penis stuck in a plastic bottle and had to call firefighters to get it removed in an embarrassing Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired move.

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“Our advice is simple. If the ring doesn’t fit, don’t force it on."

That was Johnnie Cochran's advice, right?

But surely if it was a plastic bottle he could have cut it off without calling the fire department?

Was he humming the old song "Time in a Bottle" ??

The old worm-in-the-tequila-bottle thing is looking awfully tame now.

50 shades of gravy

We need to know more about the guy who had to be rescued from a toaster.

I just wait what nursecindy has to say. I bet she saw this before in her hospital.

Perhaps he was going to "sword fight" and wanted a protective helmet. Can't fault him for being safety conscious, what with all of the talk of concussions and such.

Qaz, I never saw this which is probably a good thing because sometimes I have trouble keeping a straight face. I've worked with a lot of firemen and they are always professional. At least until they get out of earshot of the patient. Then all bets are off. I have a feeling they're still laughing at this one.

Um, I don't mean to sound all braggy here, but what kind of a thing could fit into such a small, unyielding orifice?

Please don't recycle that.

I guess his brain is as small as his member.

"Fifty Shades of Purpl-ish..."

offers JSG a W I D E _ M O U T H

^ bottle

We can never pay firemen enough.

This may explain that diet C0ke and Ment0s thing.

"Have a Coke and a Smile"

Aw, darn, ligirl. Well, there's still the vacuum cleaner.

@Jan - An old Hoover vacuum cleaner was the the best - it sucks, it blows, or if you are good, can do both at once.

Grown-up Flick? Grown-up Flick who?

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