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February 25, 2017

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naked man wrestles Melbourne police in rain

In that case, sir, you are free to go: “He pulled over and took off all of his clothes on top of the causeway. Then he started running around yelling, ‘I am God.’” 

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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“They did have to wrestle with him. We didn’t know if he would do something silly or jump off the causeway at that point,” Sadoff said.

Soon to be a reality show on ESPN.

God? No. Not even an approximate Gene Kelly.

@Meanie - and now I have to sing " I'm wreeeesting in the raiiiiin..."

"He literally is God."
"Well, God just came out of the men's room."

--Annie Hall

@Qaz - OK, just give me a minute to turn the sound down....

Must be the second going.

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