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February 17, 2017

FINANCIAL PLANNING IN THE SUNSHINE STATE

Florida Man Charged With Trying to Blow Up Target Stores to Tank Company’s Stock

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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Amazing that this cunning plan didn't work.

I can't imagine why he thought these stores were appropriate targets.

Another genius thinking James Bond movie plots are real life. Didn't Le Chiffre try this in Casino Royale?

This sounds like the plot to a red-neck James Bond movie. Bond saves the day and wins the affections of the knockout jewelry clerk.

"Past performance is no guarantee of future returns."

This already was part of the plot of a James Bond story. Le Chiffre tried the same thing in Casino Royale.

"Hello. My name is Mark Charles Barnett. I'm not just a terrorist, I'm a stockholder, too..."

From the future infomercials he planned....

This guy was going to buy AFTER the bombings? Hasn't he heard of short selling?

Florida Man, this is a new low. (film at 11)

Lex Luthor's come down in the world.

He was thinking about saving Bond(s)


Sorry, I didn't want to break the Blog. This posting will self-destruct in 10 seconds...

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