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February 25, 2017

AND AFTER OHIO, FLORIDA

A man who said he was driving home to Ohio — yet was headed northbound on Telegraph Road — had an alcohol level almost four times the legal limit for drunk driving, Bloomfield Township police said.

He looks fine to us.

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(Thanks to Alan Dean)

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He left four to six foot strides in the snow.

He looks pretty Bndernagle'd too me.

Is there a problem, officer?

"Recalculating .... it'll be a while."

Save that shot for his Vikings quarterback application.

Looks like my college student ID

I saw a guy like this early last night with two friends. He was only upright because his friends let him pinball back and forth between them. A couple and I passed them at the same time, and the guy and I simultaneously looked at our watches, looked up and said, "Six Eighteen."

"Recalculating .... it'll be a while."

404 - CONSCIOUSNESS NOT FOUND

We're gonna need more coffee.

Maybe he thought he would take the long way around so that he would have time to sober up?

it's thom yorke

"You're getting very sleepy. You will do whatever I say."
"Yes, master."

This is how Herr Frankenstein got his assistant Fritz.

History repeating?

That's near death. Seriously.

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