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February 17, 2017

WASTE NOT, WANT NOT

Woman accused of drinking wine in front of cops after crashing her car

(Thanks to funny man)

GUYS IN ACTION

Helicopter pilot lands to ask for directions in Kazakhstan

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

AT THE WHAT?

My day at the designer vagina showcase

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

CSI: RHODE ISLAND

Tracks in the snow lead police to a suspected snowblower thief

(Thanks to Monique)

APPARENTLY THIS FAMILY DOES NOT OWN A DOG

Mom says thieves stole her daughter's chemistry homework

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "BOLO for a football player whose grades suddenly went up.")

'IN HIS MIND, HE THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE IN HIS HOUSE'

Ontario man forgot he hid $100,000 in cash inside TV 30 years ago. Then it was found in a scrap heap

(Thanks to Roberto)

THE WEST: STILL WILD

Brothers Jesse James, Billy Kidd arrested after disturbance at Lubbock bar

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

FINANCIAL PLANNING IN THE SUNSHINE STATE

Florida Man Charged With Trying to Blow Up Target Stores to Tank Company’s Stock

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

CLEARLY THESE SCIENTISTS NEVER WATCH MOVIES

Woolly mammoth on verge of resurrection, scientists reveal

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who asks "What could go wrong?")

CLASSES WE PROBABLY DO NOT NEED

Exhibit A.

(Thanks to Ralph)

POLICE HAVE SOMETHING TO GO ON

A raid conducted at a vacant storefront in Providence, Rhode Island, Thursday morning turned out to be connected to the theft of $90,000 worth of diapers.

(Thanks to Momique)

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Woman Tells Police that the Items Found in Her Underwear Did Not Belong to Her

Autoplay.

(Thanks to D.D. Walker)

 
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