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February 16, 2017

THEY'RE KILLING THE THIMBLE!

Say goodbye to this classic Monopoly token

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

ALWAYS KEEP SOME HANDY

13 pounds of horse genitals concealed in woman's luggage; claimed it was for medicinal purposes

We saw 13 Pounds of Horse Genitals open for the Troggs.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, Michael Moyer, Michael Huber and Puptentacle)

FLORIDAAAAAAA

The woman accused of performing a sex act inside the Duval County Courthouse and then posting a video of the act has been arrested.

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Roberto)

AND YOU THINK THINGS ARE BAD NOW

The Nightmare That Was “His & Her” Fashions

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT WAS A CONSENTING BOTTLE

A MAN got his penis stuck in a plastic bottle and had to call firefighters to get it removed in an embarrassing Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired move.

SURELY THAT WILL WIN HER BACK

Jilted boyfriend, 54, took revenge on his ex-lover by flushing her HAMSTER down the toilet after a row

WE'RE REALLY GLAD AUSTRALIA'S AN ISLAND

Deadly spider kills deadly snake.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

 
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