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February 15, 2017

LOOK OUT BELOW

'Flying bum' to take to the skies once more

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

FLATHEAD COUNTY: THE LAST FRONTIER

8:33 p.m. A Whitefish resident called to report that while he was at work, his landlord fixed his door that day and apparently stole some change in the process. But the bigger problem was that the bathroom door inside the apartment was shut and locked. The caller said he was concerned that someone was in the bathroom, even though he couldn’t hear anyone in there. Despite the lack of evidence, the caller was ready to “take them down” utilizing a can of pepper spray and a saw. The caller was advised to leave the house and let police take care of the issue. The man then waited outside, still wielding the pepper spray and saw, for police who checked the apartment and found no one inside.

(Thanks to Roberto)

YOU KNOW WHERE THEY'RE HIDING IT

$1.2M of colonoscopy equipment stolen from Toronto Western Hospital

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

Plane hits deer while taking off from North Carolina airport

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who asks "Was it Donner or Blitzen?" and Le Petomane, who says "The buck stops here.")

LOOK, DUDE, UP IN THE SKY!

Drug catapult found attached to Mexican side of US border fence

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Patty Villanova)

THIS JUST IN

The Toowoomba weather report.

(Thanks to Roberto)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA

Untidy toilet seat tiff lands Port St. Lucie mom behind bars

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

'FOOD OR WATER IS A STRICT NO DURING ASSIGNMENTS'

Suspect arrested for smuggling 12 gold bars inside his rectum after customs officers spotting him 'walking in a funny manner' off a plane

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

LETDOWN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

No Valentine's Day octopus sex show at Seattle Aquarium

Seattle octopus returned to sea after failed sex show

Autoplay.

(Thanks to B'game)

THAR SHE BLOWS

Beware exploding whales

(Thanks to Roberto)

NO MENTION OF SHRINKAGE

People are freezing their genitals to 'spice up' their sex life - and improve their appearance

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Patty Villanova)

WE ARE POSTING THIS AGAINST OUR BETTER JUDGMENT

Meridian man's pet squirrel goes nuts on burglar

(Thanks to John Mayson, Marc, Rick Day, Le Petomane, Dave D and Andrew Mendez)

 
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