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February 11, 2017

BOLO

Hunt for phantom flushers who are causing huge sewer blockages by dumping M&S granny pants down the loo

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

We saw the Phantom Flushers open for Granny Pants Down the Loo.

COOKED WOULD BE OK

Woman smuggling raw animal brains in luggage detained at DFW Airport

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

FLORIDA SPORTS REPORT

North Fort Myers resident Tony Aarts used his Cleveland Golf putter to subdue a 10-foot gator that attacked him Wednesday as he was approaching the fourth hole at Magnolia Landing Golf & Country Club.

(Thanks to the Fourth George)

GUYS IN ACTION

McEachern said it is illegal to tow a couch through a drive-thru, but the two men were wearing helmets.

Incredibly, alcohol appears to have been involved.

(Thanks to Ralph and Laura)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Tattooist gets a shock as client's 'boob' EXPLODES in his face during inking session

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Furious wife frogmarches a love rival NAKED through the streets after catching her in bed with her husband

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

DUDE, PASS THE PUFFER

West Australian dolphins may be using blowfish - or 'blowies' - to get high

(Thanks to Michael Huber, Bill Hudgins, Le Petomane and Roberto)

WE CALL IT 'TUESDAY.'

Finland has a word for getting drunk in your underwear at home

(Thanks to funny man, who asks "What if I don't want Finland in my underwear?")

GOOD TO HAVE A SKILL

Pro wrestler hammers record 38 nails with his head in two minutes

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and Jon Harris)

WE'RE ALL IN TROUBLE

Austin police charge man after finding crack in butt

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and John Wheat)

 
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