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February 09, 2017

WHERE'S WILDO?

A hilarious letter of complaint was sent to parents after a ten-year-old schoolboy invented an imaginary playground friend - called 'Wildo the Dildo'.

(Thanks to Roberto)

YOU NEED VITAMIN C, DUDE

Customs agents find nearly 4,000 pounds of marijuana disguised as limes

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

WHY IT'S A BAD IDEA TO SLEEP IN A DUMPSTER

Man trapped inside garbage truck for over 10 miles

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

TRUMPAGATOR

Orange gator puzzles residents

(Thanks to Le Petomane and coscolo)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

A police standoff began in Merrimack after a boyfriend told his girlfriend that the spaghetti dinner she made was "OK," according to police paperwork.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Michael Huber)

Imagine the carnage if he answered the question about whether her pants made her look fat.

COSMO

I Wore Perfume Made From My Vagina to See if It Would Get Me Better Dates

(Thanks to funny man)

SERIOUSLY?

HAIR STYLING WITH FIRE

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, who wonders "What could possibly go wrong?")

AFTER WHICH YOU CAN CONTINUE THE CELEBRATION BY SLEEPING ALONE

Celebrate Valentine's Day with a candelit dinner at Waffle House

(Thanks to Sean in Akron)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND JESUS ARE FREE TO GO

Florida man caught trying to steal $7 billion, blames Jesus

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

SPEAKING OF CLASSY...

Quebec funeral directors trying to curtail 'funeral selfies'

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Michael Huber)

STILL THE CLASSIEST DINING ESTABLISHMENT EVER

Mom wants changes after daughter's hair is pulled out by Chuck E. Cheese ticket machine

Autoplay.

(Thanks to funny man)

DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Asda's poll of some 2,600 people found opinion was split, with 54% saying ketchup belonged in the cupboard and 46% saying they stored it in the fridge.

(Thanks to Charles Cates and oneblankspace)

TO CLARIFY: IT WAS NOT HIS PAIN

Vaginal pain helps exonerate man accused of murder

(Thanks to Alex White and Jeff Meyerson)

 
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