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February 07, 2017

THE LONG NECK OF THE LAW

Policeman dressed as giraffe takes down ‘shoplifter’ fleeing from TK Maxx

(Thanks to Ralph)

A GIANT LEAP

New ‘Space Poop’ System Could Fly on Orion Deep-Space Mission

(Thanks to The Perts and MOTW)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Why Men Get More Lint in Their Belly Buttons Than Women

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

WE'RE PRETTY SURE THIS WILL TURN OUT TO BE FAKE NEWS, BUT WHAT THE HELL

Cheeto 'shaped like Harambe the dead gorilla' is sold for $100,000 after frenzied eBay bidding war

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

GUYS IN ACTION

Blundering homeowner hunting for keys accidentally traps his own arm in a toilet

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

We're glad they clarified that he trapped his own arm, as opposed to somebody else's.

DUDE

Let's go go Legoland.

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

WE ASSUME HE WAS HEADED FOR FLORIDA

Pittsburgh police have charged a man with drunken driving and fighting with officers who allegedly found him semi-conscious behind the wheel of a car while wearing pink lingerie.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

NUMEROUS OFFICERS RESPONDED

Women stage topless protest on beach as police try to get them to cover up their breasts

(Thanks to WVPlantman)

HOBBYIST OF THE WEEK SO FAR

'Bored' RAF pilot sent 187 passengers into a nosedive 'while playing with his camera'

"The descent was unannounced so passengers experienced weightlessness, they were thrown to the ceiling and thought they were going to die. This all happened while he was alone in the cockpit, the co-pilot managed to get back to his seat and was in fact on the ceiling while trying to gain control with Townshend."

(Thanks to Gordon Anderson)

VERMONT MOTORING ADVISORY

Beware of syrup on the highway.

(Thanks to Glen Page, who says "We're gonna need a bigger pancake.")

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOWS AND GO

Cab Driver Blames Speeding On Passengers' Farts

(Thanks to Rick Day)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Driving a stolen car filled with drugs, fake money and a gun, a Gainesville man led police on a chase that included crashing into a police car, the Alachua County Sheriff's Office said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS LEFT

Naked carpenter on trial after neighbour spotted him mixing cement in the buff

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 
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