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February 06, 2017

AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Woman finds PYTHON slithering on the front window of her car as she is driving through the centre of Melbourne

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "She may have found the only harmless snake in Australia.")

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

HOUSTON WOMAN SHOOTS BOYFRIEND IN FIGHT OVER COLD TACO

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who reminds us not to mess with them)

24: LEGACY

This blog didn't watch it, because (a) there's no Jack, and (b) this blog had to lie down and digest the 39 pounds of onion dip this blog consumed during the Super Bowl. But Allen at Division watched it, and he provided this summary of the key plot points:

EDGAR HAS A COUSIN!!!!

Also, CTU may have a mole. Color us shocked...

FLATHEAD: A COUNTY GRIPPED BY FEAR

Upon further investigation, the kids were actually knocking on a window to let their mom know that they were eating snow.

(Thanks to stannous)

STAY CLASSY, CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE

Girl Scout robbed while selling cookies in Philadelphia

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

A sorting machine that is able to sort candy by colour has been on my to-do list for multiple years.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHOA

Trucks launched off USS Gerald Ford aircraft carrier to test its jet catapult system

(Thanks to Monique)

'I JUST SLIDE AROUND LIKE A GIANT GREASED-UP POTATO'

Woman issues urgent SOS after getting stuck in bath for 30 minutes - thanks to coconut oil

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

 
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