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February 03, 2017

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pickup driver parks on Camry to end Florida road rage incident

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

YOU KNOW YOU WERE WONDERING

Mars Provides Update on Skittle Spill

(Thanks to Kurt Lathrop)

IN SOUTH FLORIDA, REAL PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS

Letting players customize their avatars in a character-creation menu is pretty routine in gaming. But this is apparently the first time any major title has made the size of character sex organs adjustable. If a player selects a female character to play instead, they can adjust the size of her breasts.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

YOU CAN PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO GRANDMA *AND* PLAY THE SLOTS

The developer, Rochester-based Wilmorite, had to build the casino's parking lot around an old family cemetery containing the graves of people who farmed the surrounding land generations ago.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

HARD PASS

Walkers Cajun Squirrel Flavour Potato Crisps

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

STATE IN DISTRESS

Nebraska flag flew upside down at Capitol for 10 days and 'nobody noticed

(Thanks to Kevin Podsiadlik)

YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

The marten died instantly. The collider, which accelerates particles to near the speed of light to study the fiery origins of the universe, lost power and shut down.

(Thanks to Debbie in Den Haag)

WOOF! I MEAN, BAA!

A man in Rostock, North-Eastern Germany, had to pay a fine and will likely face a tax evasion lawsuit after he claimed that his Spanish Water Dog was actually a sheep, to avoid paying a mandatory tax.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THAT'S RUDE, DUDE

Flushing toilet interrupts pot conference call

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Ralph)

 
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