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January 26, 2017

STILL, IT'S TRAGIC

Police investigating reports of a dead body left on a street in the Mexican capital say it turned out to be just a discarded Christmas tree.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Somewhere there is someone pining for the victim.
Possibly in Needles, AZ

fools are made by guys like these
but only God can make a tree

Poorly informed citizens. Dead body pickup is on alternate Mondays.

"A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body." - Anonymous

"You know, Guido, leaving these trees as a warning just isn't working. I think we should go back to horse heads".

Just the more reason to build the wall. China built a wall. Not one Mexican has ever made it over it.

Oh fir Christ's sake.

Sounds like an entry on the Kalispell Police Blotter.

Did rigor forest set in?

Forest Gump said there would be days like this.

Forest Whittaker had no comment.

Q: What's the last thing that went through Sunny Bono's mind?

A: This tree.

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