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January 31, 2017

MIAMI AVIATION UPDATE

More than $400,000 worth of cocaine was discovered hidden in the nose of an American Airlines plane on Sunday.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Layla)

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Enraged 'exporters' in Bogota are asking where the other 19 pounds of coke are.

i put dat brick in yo nose - now whatcha gon' do widit?

That song reminds me a lot of, Yo Way. I did it Yo way. I think, The Moments, did a vast and complex hologram version too

If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine

Adds 'replace septum' to maintenance schedule.

Passengers were promptly charged a Lost Cocaine Urcharge

This is one cramped seating option passengers will happily pay big bucks for.

Of course it would be in the nose.

Airline slogans in light of this article:
"The World's Greatest Flyers Fly American"
"Keep climbing"
"Fly the friendly skies"
"Low fares. Nothing to hide."

"Keep your nose clean" was just added to the Maintenance Checklist.

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