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January 26, 2017

LITTLE CAN BE DONE, AS THEY ALL HAVE VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

Florida neighbors urge HOA to do something about home-invading wild boars

We saw them open for Phish.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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The HOA will not concern itself unless the boars install nonconforming mailboxes.

I thought in Florida the pythons and alligators would pretty much keep the wild boars thinned out.

Just tell them you're a solipsist. It confuses the bible-banging home-invading wild bores.

Just go on Ebay and buy phony guide dog vests, put them on the boars and make them emotional support animals.

But what about the boars (bores?) who aren't so wild, yet refuse to take a hint and leave?

Let the boars know when the next HOA meeting is.

Fry them, extra crispy. It is bacon, after all.

O'er the ham parts....

" - they come straight to your house . . . "They're not afraid of coming in, and they make those huge holes everywhere."

- they bore holes!
Who ?
boar!
Holes ?
Yes, they bore holes!
What?!
boar! boar bore holes!
Where ??
floor board!
Boar bored floor board ??
YEEEESSS !!!!!

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