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December 27, 2016

THE FORCE FAILS TO AWAKEN

Oregon man locked inside movie theater after falling asleep during 'Star Wars'

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and Jon Harris)

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"I'm going to tell my kids about this," Haworth said. "It's definitely been weird."

"Daddy got drunk and passed out in the theater." Yeah, the kids will really be proud.

The (wrong) Force is strong with this one.

"This is not the narcoleptic you are looking for"--Ben Kenobi

Proof, as I have always wondered, that when you sleep, you do not exist?

I remember going to the midnight showing of THE DARK KNIGHT and at the 2+ hour mark praying that the Joker just kill everyone and end the movie.

RIP Carrie Fisher

Just found out - Princess Leia died today. Bad year fo people I loved.

Sorry to hear about Carrie Fisher's passing. We have lost a lot of good people in 2016.

A great disturbance in the Force today. RIP Carrie Fisher and Princess Leia Organa.

You wonder if Princess Leia tried "This is not the one you seek..." on the grim reaper. RIP.

Two of my favorite Carrie Fisher quotes:

"Instant gratification takes too long."

“Having waited my entire life to get an award for something, anything … I now get awards all the time for being mentally ill. It’s better than being bad at being insane, right? How tragic would it be to be runner-up for Bipolar Woman of the Year?”

Didn't this happen to the Everley Brothers when they went on a date with little Susie ?

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