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November 28, 2016


Designers at a theme park in Japan thought visitors would revel at ice skating "across the sea" by freezing real fish and pictures of larger sea creatures under the ice

(Thanks to Ralph and PirateBoy)


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The two men carefully dug a hole in the ice, inserted their baited hooks, and waited for the first fish to bite.

"There are no fish!" cried a booming voice.

"Are you God?" asked one of the men.

"No, I'm the manager of this ice rink!"

Fish STICKS would have worked. Or stick fish. Nobody cares about them.

Where to bring your "cold fish" date. Safety in numbers...

Sounds like typical "logic"...Space World...let's do a dead fish theme....

Also, it violates that rule about not skating on your food....

And they are going to hold a wake for all those deceased fish. Maybe they could make it a moveable wake, go on to Red Lobsters and Long John Silvers, etc.

As Cod is my witness, I though fish could freeze....

Aren't most caught fish put on ice ? Ohhhhh ...in the ice.....

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