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July 29, 2016

TERROR STALKS SCHENECTADY

Anglers hunt for predatory fish after mayor offers $100 bounty

(Thanks to Dragon Boogers)

$100 goes a long way in Schenectady.

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Ship a boxful of them from Florida and profit.

He's on Twitter.

They're controversial, by gar.

What is the bounty for the three missing mob witnesses netted?

"Alligator, gar!" sounds like something Captain Hook might say.

We're gonna need a big gar boat.

I'll find him for 100, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for 500. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains in SCHENECTADY. 500 dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing..

oneblankspace,

I refuse to be caught by anyone wearing jorts.

Nice.

Anyone knows how to raise those fishes in a pond? I could make a fortune selling them to the Feds.

I think we understand each other very nicely, Sox Fan.

Introducing a carnivorous fish that can grow to be the size of a horse....Didn't they try something like this in Lake Placid?

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