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July 28, 2016

'OUT OF ITS... WEEWEE AREA'

A woman's husband said she was sexually assaulted when she was squirted with water from a toy at a hibachi restaurant.

Definitely watch the video. "It really didn't have a wiener, but you got the point."

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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1. If it "didn't have a weiner" how did he "get the point"?

2. How was this a sexual assault exactly?

No problem with the large sharp knives that those guys juggle, it seems.

You cook with dolls? Shame, Shame....

And they look like such a happy and fun-loving couple.

I'm guessing this woman could use a little action, IYKWIM.

And tell her to keep out of the chain Japanese steakhouses. They're always squirting water or cheap sake at the customers.

Better to be pissed on than pissed off?

looks like a little kardashian 'maintenance man'
iykwim

Japanese food by a man named Huang? Confucius confused ....

The doll's name is Caitlin, right?

That doll really had a wide stance!

The best part is where the guy who apologized is named Huang. The only possible improvement would have been if his first name had been Richard. Or Peter.

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