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July 28, 2016

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SF doctor advises against following Kardashian vagina maintenance tips

(Thanks to funny man)

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I've got a whole case of silicon caulk that I'm willing to donate to Ms. Kardashian to help her 'maintain' her vagina.

I saw Khloe Kardashian's Vagina open for...well, everyone.

Bruce Kardashian can use those tips.

Is this related to all that "Keeping Up With...." stuff?

Maintain your Volvo! What? Isn't this about cars?

Is this the origin of the expression "high-maintenance 8itch"?

I advise just the first six words: "SF doctor advises against following Kardashian."

hoping to star in yet another spinoff/remake - leave it to beaver: khloe tells all

- which will lead to yet aNother spinoff, starring her stepfather...mother Cait : 'he beLieves it's a beaver'

No one even wants to think about this. No one.

"If you are 32 and have a dry vagina, see your doctor and try a silicone-based lube."
Don't forget WD-40. I use it for everything!

Well I suppose its better than her giving mental health tips.

Did no one click on the Sloan Kettering Cancer Center link? Now I know what the Marquis day job is. Writing for them.

Before posting a comment, I consulted an expert in the field. In this case he recommended the use of a synthetic commercial turbine grease that is long lasting and heat resistant. If Dr. Heffner doesn't know, who would?

Before applying, be sure to confirm you are a woman by consulting the Democratic National Committee.

Those Kardashian chicks should just use some spray on oven cleaner.

I'm pretty sure Dry Vagina opened for the Sex Pistols.

It looks like she uses it on her other lips as well.

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