OF COURSE WE ARE DEEPLY OFFENDED BY THIS 'JOKE'
Do you drink beer?
How many beers a day?Man:
Usually about 3Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tipWoman:
And how long have you been drinking?Man:
About 20 years, I supposeWoman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and You have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?Man:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?Man:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man:
Do you drink beer?Woman:
Where's your Ferrari?