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July 28, 2016

HOW HOT IS IT?

It's so hot in New York that manure is bursting into flames

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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The responding officer learned that the owners of a horse stable had been storing the manure in large piles that frequently spontaneously combusted in the excessive heat and dry conditions. Officials say a shift in the prevailing winds carried the odor of burning manure into the neighbors' windows.

H-e-r-e's a novel idea: Stop storing manure!

Ralph! Th' sh1t's afire again!

"It took three local fire departments two hours to douse the burning manure."

That requires digging into it. What did they use for a Throop poop scoop?

Will someone create an app for that?

Some people think they're hot sh!t.

Do these people know about the poop-scooping people?

I misread the headline initially. I thought it said New York explodes into burning manure. And I wasn't that surprised.

pretty sure our *biggest* steaming heaps are gonna be in philly tonight

jes sayin

@MOTW Another novel idea: Neighbors, CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS when you have the AC going!

"I'll take Target-Rich Environments for $500, Alex."

So the whole city now smells like N.J. ?

Johnny Carson was going to use this line in a monologue, but Fred deCordova axed it.

*Looks around for geezer bus*

and isn't it about *damn* time we start recognizing all the womanure being spread ?

talk about yer "hunk-a hunk-a burnin'... OH $H!T!"

Ed (very accurate) Ames set up that nixing by Freddy DeCordova.

Nixings the One, MTB!

I hate manure!

She was only the farmer's daughter, but all the horse manure.

(Geezer bus fuel tank is full!)

A *three* alarm fire of burning horse poop... That happens "frequently"? Gotta love these neighbours...

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