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June 28, 2016

FIRST ZIKA, AND NOW THIS

Large Hadron Collider magnetic field could pull asteroids towards Earth

(Thanks to The Perts)

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I use one of these when a magnetized asteroid, or screwdriver, is heading my way.

So...do I have to pay this month's Visa bill or not?

I thought they used that thing to make giant smoothies.

Wile E. Coyote already demonstrated the inevitable disaster.

Those dinosaurs were smarter than we thought. Their collider was smashed somewhere near the Yucatan.

"Some have even bizarrely claimed the LHC could summon the Anti-Christ to earth to cause an apocalypse."

That would explain Ted Cruz.

"...the LHC could even open up a portal from another dimension through which an unexpected comet or asteroid could suddenly appear...."

Asteroid? Unlikely.

Hemorrhoid? Quite possible.

I had a portal from another dimension open in my office yesterday.

Out crawled my new manager.

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