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June 29, 2016

CSI: GREELEY

Police investigate an 'unusual piece of feces'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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crime log indeed

not the 1st time police investigate unusual piece of feces weird sh!t

It is getting easy to tell Colorado has legalized recreational pot.

The blotter doesn't look as though police are bored, but obviously looks are defecating.

The blotter doesn't look as though police are bored, but obviously looks are defecating.

- as meanie gives two sh!ts

The usual ones not being worthy of police scrutiny.

"11:45 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 1200 block of 8th Avenue on report of a drunk and high man whose family was worried that he might kill them. The caller said his brother is seeing leprechauns. “He says he is gonna’ kill the little people,” the caller said."

So his family are leprechauns?

You can't kill a leprechaun. But you can buy em drinks and steal their gold after they're drunk, I hear.

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