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June 26, 2016

AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

U.S. prison inmate can sue over removal of marbles from penis

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

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There's a headline that wouldn't have been in Harry Truman's morning paper.

WTF?! has he lost his marbles ??!!

I hope he's at least managed to keep his bearings.

Okay, put 'em back. Slowly.

My buddy says He thought about doing this with his shooter and pee-wee but changed his mind when his implanted boulder, bonker, masher, plumper, popper, thumper, smasher, taw, bumbo, crock, bumboozer, bowler, tonk, tronk, godfather, tom bowler, fourer, giant, dobber, dobbert, hogger, biggie and toebreaker began to affect his sex life.

Some people get marbles, others only kidney stones. God isn't fair.

He said the surgery left his penis with tingling and numbness, and pain when it is touched or when it rains, snows or gets cold.
I'd like to know why I thought about the U.S. Post Office when I read the part about the rain, snow, and cold.

Pain when it is touched?

Yeah, he's a little touched, for sure!

Q: What's the difference between an organ player and garbage?

A: The garbage gets taken out once a week.


Insert pee-wee joke here

Insert pee-wee here

(Tip of the hat to manual tomato, who has already touched on [*] the pee-wee.)

[*] Not literally. Get your mind out of the gutter.

That's one schooyard game changed forever.

(Off-topic)

I just sampled the "Mac and Cheetos" new menu item from Burger King, as I promised to do here a few days ago. It's OK, but nothing to write home about.

Think breaded mozzarella sticks, but instead of mozzarella, substitute that artificial "plastic cheese", like the kind movie theaters put in their nacho chips, or CostCo sells in a one-gallon can.

They smelled like Cheetos, and were the same color, but the similarities ended there.

Chester Cheetah has nothing to be worried about.

(Return to topic)

The Desiderata said to not read this article.

A well-marbled tube steak?

The Cat came back?

Most men want brass ones he went for glass.

how could someone with such great judgment end up in prison?

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