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May 28, 2016

CSI: GROESBECK

Texas man calls police after smoking pot and getting bitten in buttocks by dog

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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He should never have named the dog "Bullet".

I'd call his dog PITA, for semi-obvious, but correct, reasons.

If the cops figure out that marijuana possession of less than 2 ounces in Texas is punishable by a fine of up to $2,000 and 180 days in jail, this dude could get bit in the ass once again. And blame the dog.

He was probably eating out of the dog's bowl and deserved it.

I'm just glad Hurricane Andrew wasn't involved.

Hey, Marquis...don't you have "friends who?" Marquis? Anybody? Buehler?

I hate when that happens.

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