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March 29, 2016

'THE COMPANY BELIEVES THIS IS DUE TO INCREASING USE OF SMARTPHONES'

A recent analysis of big data by Central Nippon Expressway Co. (NEXCO Central) has revealed that more and more men tend to prefer cubicles over urinals in restrooms.

(Thanks to Alberto)

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Shoddy journalism: I didn't see a single mention about urinal pennies.

Big data, pftz!

There's 'business' and then there's business for the restroom.
How to encourage folks to limit their restroom 'business' to elimination or evacuation? Why not just disrupt Wi-Fi signals to public restrooms?
Problem solved.

No working urinals is the reason The USS Missouri was used.

Calling Mr. Orwell ... will Mr. G. Orwell please report to the blog. Thank you.

[What's that? Oh, in a minute or so? Right.]

A new moniker for toilet time:

"I'll be back in a few minutes. I have to go send a LONG email."

Start the countdown for the first news story about how the average iphone has more bacteria on it than a toilet.

I think that some folks have taken the term "mobile office" to unfortunate limits...

*Hits "Post"

What?

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