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March 31, 2016

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

It’s all part of my plan, says woman who crashed in ditch

And when Sebastian police asked the pickup truck driver, Linda Norman, whether she’d been drinking, she said, “(Expletive) yea!”

You know the state.

(Thanks to John Mayson)

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Did the plan include being arrested? Because it should have ....

I love it when a plan comes together.

Linda Norman ==>
Darn Nominal
Damn Lion Ran


'Norman, who jail records indicate has a tattooed breast, looked to be stuck, so the officer helped'

did he check out her jugshot ?

The best laid plans of mice, men and drunk women with a tattooed breast going awry sure fits this occasion.

"How do you lead?"

"How do you (expletive) think I plead Einstein."

Make a new plan, Stan.

Norman was then escorted to jail, all the while drunkenly singing "How will I know, if you really loves me..."

Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that men adore so,
and a torso even more so.

Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia.
Lydia The Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!

While irrelevant to the story, the tattooed breast comment was added to tittilate.

Ok, for some reason I can't even correct the link.
So here it is, clear text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8

hey thnx for that, MOTW - loveThis one

*tear*

Lie to the police and you go to jail. Tell them the truth and you go to jail. Life just isn't fair.

There's always room for Jail-O.

Not to be confused with J-Lo, right?

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