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March 30, 2016

CHURCH TEXT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

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(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

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Somehow I don't imagine the sender attended the next day at 2 pm.

That beats the Spaghetti Suppers they do at my local church

Made me think of this.

They need to go back to the Friday fish dinners and Bingo. (ha)

Wait, what now? Huh?

I have friends who call this foreplay.

Dirty Willie was very upset because he always loves a free bath!

The baptistery will be closed for cleaning until further notice.

I always enjoy hearing news from the Church of Saint Peter.

The usual car wash will follow.

He's too busy campaigning for his bride.

I saw the Dirty Willies open up for... oh never mind.

I always take my dirty willy to church, Laundry available or not. Lent's over too.

I bet they had a full house.

someone's on their knees asking for forgiveness

Hey! I go to a St. Mary's Catholic Church! I'm 99% sure no one at my church sent this out. We don't like each other that much.

Doug B, it was The Troggs.

MOTW, the Mennonites were missing from the light bulb jokes. The woman who told me this was named Yoder, so I think it's the right answer.

-- How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?
-- change?

You'll rise again on the third dry.

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